Menu - Current Available Beers
Here are the current beers we have available. Starting Friday August 13th with Nefarious Plan A, this menu is slowly going to be propagated with delectable beers available through Liquor Marts, Select Beer Stores, and of course, Torque Brewing who is making our beer!
Nefarious Plan "A"
WTF IS A YELLOW ALE?
Well, it's not a red ale or a brown ale, and it's yellow, so we're calling it a yellow ale. We don't brew beer to fit someone else's predefined category! Our Nefarious Plan A is an aromatic hop forward ale, one that is smooth, tasty, and easy to drink. It follows through with a balanced, flavourful, light grainy character, to a clean refreshing finish. Pairing well with practically anything, this thirst quenching ale is best shared with a friend, so don't be cheap - pick up a second can! This is our Nefarious Plan - global domination through beer, and Plan A is just the beginning. Bwah-ha-ha!
~ Doctor P. D. McDastardly; Master Brewer, Genius, Professor of Zymurgy, and Evil Mad Scientist
Diabolically Decadent - Brown Ale
This decadent treat of a beer is rich and malty, but also hoppy. Earthy hop aromas of pine and stone fruit up front blend well with flavours of caramel, chocolate and espresso malts. The body is smooth and well rounded, and finishes with a pleasant residual hop taste reminiscent of spruce tips.
Menu - Forthcoming Beers
These are the beers that we are actively working on bringing to the market. Watch for them soon at a purveyor of fermented malt products near you.
Sinister Intentions - New England I.P.A
Hoptacular, hopalicious, hoplectible, hoptastic, hopderful, and hopendous! This will be our hoppiest beer yet.
Expected Winter 2021/2022
Something Something Something Stout - Black Ale
Watch for more info coming soon on this deep dark flavourful (beer flavoured) Irish Dry Stout.
Expected Winter/Spring 2022
Menu - Prototypes concepts and Hypotheticals
These are the beers we have in our good idea box (and by good idea box we actually mean evil idea box, that has great ideas. Great and evil Ideas, in a box. For future villainy.)
Responsibly - Light Yellow Ale
Drink Responsibly! It's a tasty beer endorsed by socially responsible drinkers everywhere! And why wouldn't you want a beer with moderate alcoholic fortitude? It means you can just drink more! And since each Resposibly contains more water, it keeps you healthy and hydrated. Same with our bank accounts - we're selling you more water for the same amount of coins! Ka-ching!
The Evil Horse With No Name - Brown Porter
Of Course, Evil Horse! Even Villains need faithful steeds. Look at the horses from Lord of the Ring's Ring Wraiths. Like a regular horse, only more evil and suited to a lifestyle of mayhem and global domination The white riders from Game of Thrones had skeletal mounts. And we all know Bad Horse from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog. Minion: "...should we let him get away...", Bad Horse: "Neigh".
Dark Helmet's Speed of Plaid - Hazy IPA
Okay speed freaks, lesson time from Evil University. First there was Light Speed (blah blah blah science science science boring). Once that was improved upon we had Ridiculous Speed. But that wasn't all, as Ludicrous Speed was soon to follow, and by follow we really mean go so fast as to jump ahead of Ridiculous Speed. But Ludicrous speed was never fast enough to compete remotely with Plaid Speed. And now you know.
Girk Dentley's Green Fireball
A cocktail as strange as the mage who created the Green Fireball Spell! Made better with Beer!
See "A Damned Good Rant" below.
A Damned Good Rant
See "Megamaniacal Monologue" above.
The Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight
Boom baby yeah!
Elixer of Transmogrification
Flying Monkey Mesmeronic Nuggets Stout - Coffee Enriched Black Ale
Well you've heard of monkey poo coffee? Well our evil team of evil geniuses have fed barley to specially bred genetically modified evil monkeys, who in turn poop only the darkest nuggets, which then infuse the tastiest of stouts. And sorry animal rights people, monkeys were harmed in the process, being the inferior lower life form that they are. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
Remote Controlled Cats! - White Ale
And you thought they acted like that of their own accord. Well your wrong. All the brains of all the cats are networked into our mega super uber computer, and it is our nefarious algorithyms that make them that way. And once we get the bugs out of the system, all your catnip will be ours!
Flight of the Beer Baron
A tasty sampling of all our beers! Just wait...and wait....and wait.....as we wait for permits and licenses and inspectors and contractors and trades people and muralists and painters and financial officers and bankers and accountants and brewers and crafts people and furniture makers and more permits and more licenses and and and and......and eventually we'll have beer flights in our own place. Oh yes! There will be flights and they will be amazing!