Menu - Current Available Beers
Here are the current beers we have available through Liquor Marts, Winnipeg and Manitoba Beer Stores, Local Restaurants and Bars, and of course, Torque Brewing who is making our beer!
Planet Smasher - Pale Ale
$4.40 / 473 ml can
Seasonal Release - Limited Quantities Available
It was a great plan......threaten the world leaders into a grand extortion scheme by smashing an asteroid into the earth. Yes our Trajectory Re-aligning Asteroid Deviator (T.R.A.D.) was working fine.....until N.A.S.A. went and ruined everything with their Double Asteroid Redirection Test (D.A.R.T.) program, and pushing it off course. Damned scientists! I'll get you N.A.S.A.!!!
This beer is a S.M.A.S.H. brew, meaning Single Malt and Single Hop. It is a fun way to play with a limited number of ingredients to really see what they do. When you taste the malt and hop profiles here, you know that you're tasting only one malt, and only one hop.
Using Gambrinus ESB malt gives this beer a unique British flavour, with robust bread, grain and cereal flavours with notes of honey and a mild nuttiness. The Comet hop is zesty with grapefruit and tangerine, but is backed by some unique grassy and herbal elements. Some brewers describe Comet's unique aroma as "Wild American"
5.3% alc./vol. 38 IBUs 5.5 SRM
Release Date: May 4th, 2023
Sinister Intentions - New England I.P.A
$4.20 / 473 ml can
Every villain needs a sinister laugh! It kind of goes with the territory of hatching evil plans, world domination, nefarious inventions, and having a secret lair from which to brew up one’s “Sinister Intentions!”
Our Sinister Intentions New England I.P.A. is an ale that is hazy in appearance, bursting with aromas and flavours of luscious stone fruit and tropical fruit forward hoppiness. The taste is juicy, creamy and rich without being sweet. It finishes soft and smooth and lingers dreamily on the palate enticing you to have another sip!
Global domination through better beer! We could put a giant laser on the moon and hold the earth for ransom, but making tasty flavourful beers you simply can’t resist, just seems so much more…..sinister! BREW-HOO-HAA-HAA!!!
6.0% alc/vol. 18 IBUs 5 SRM
Release Date: July 4, 2022.
Red Planet Rocketeer- Red Ale
$3.90 / 473 ml Can
Rockets to Mars? Yes, that’s in the plans. Where else would we build our first non-earth brewery? (the moon doesn’t count) Of course we’re going to build rockets, what self respecting ka-jillionaire evil genius isn’t doing that these days? Lets face it, rockets are cool!
Our Red Ale is a malt focused beer, with hints of toffee and caramel up front balanced with a roasty dryness and grainy, biscuity character in the finish. Earthy hops are subdued in this ruby red ale that finishes clean, soft, and smooth.
Can we migrate to mars? Modern science seems to think so. And what are we going to do when we get to the Red Planet? Build a space brewery of course! Martians will need beer! So have a red ale for the red planet!
4.9% alc./vol. 22 IBUs 11.4 SRM
Release Date: May 13, 2022
Infernal Fusion Machine - Black Ale
$3.90 / 473 ml Can
What is fusion exactly? Fusion is the process that powers the sun and the stars, creating a hellish infernal environment. Fusing atoms together releases nearly four million times more energy than a chemical reaction such as the burning of coal, oil or gas. Imagine the havoc one could wreak with such a dreaded device!
Our Infernal Fusion Machine Black Ale is a fusion of a classic Irish Dry Stout and a bold North American Stout. It has the espresso flavours of roasted malt with the bold character of Maris Otter malt. The colour is deep black with hops enough to bind it all together. A devilishly delicious combination!
5.2% alc./vol. 46 IBUs 38.8 SRM
Release Date: Fe-brew-ary 14, 2022
Diabolically Decadent - Brown Ale
$3.70 / 473 ml Can
This beer is dark, delicious, and decidedly diabolical! This decadent treat of a beer is nice and malty, but also hoppy. Earthy hop aromas of pine and stone fruit up front blend well with flavours of Caramel, chocolate and espresso malts. The body is medium rich and well rounded, and finishes with a pleasant residual hop taste reminiscent of spruce tips. And it goes well with cookies..
NEWS FLASH!!! Gold Medal Winner! Our Diabolically Decadent Brown Ale Placed first at the Prairie Beer Awards June 2022.
5.3% alc./vol. 32 IBUs 26.0 SRM
Release Date: October 18 2021.
Nefarious Plan "A" - Dry Hopped Yellow Ale
$3.50 / 473ml Can
Our first beer - Nefarious Plan A - Dry Hopped Yellow ale is a modern spin on the classic pre-prohibition beer style of Cream Ale. Smooth, rich, satisfying, with low bitterness and overtones of bready grains. it starts with a generous bouquet of citrus hops and tropical fruits. It is an easy drinking sessionable beer that pairs well with pretty much any foods or snacks. Nefarious Plan A is a great alternative to other yellow beers like Lagers and Pilsners. Historically Cream Ale was North America's answer to the Pilsners coming out of Europe. Modern day dry hopping techniques were added to give this classic a fresh new profile. Try this on your favourite restaurant patio, camping at the music fest, sitting on the dock at the lake or any social gathering where a quaffable lighter beer is desired.
5% alc./vol. 20 IBUs 4 SRM
Release Date: August 13, 2021 (Yes - Friday the 13th!).