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Stylish Garments,  Haberdashery, Glasswares, Infernal Inventions, Conniving Contraptions, Doodads, Gizmos, Gadgets, and Contrivances. 

We're planning on making the worlds most awesome beers, but in the meantime while the laboratory is being plotted and planned, you can browse our miscellany of fantastic products.

Please note:  All items listed here are actually for sale on our affiliated company's website (grapeandgrain.ca), and you will be directed there to complete your transaction.  And while you're there feel free to purchase some hops, or malts, or maybe a wine kit or two....

Baseball Cap, Black with Dastardly Villain Hat Logo

$25.00
Made with 100% organic washed chino twill cotton, this unstructured, low-profile custom trucker cap has a 6 panel construction and a pre-curved visor to maintain shape. A tri-glide buckle closure is included that ensures you get your perfect fit. Embroidered with our stylish hat logo, this hat is suitable for committing all kinds of villainy. After all, a villain has to have style.

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T-Shirt, Black - Dastardly Villain Gears

$27.50
Made with 100% cotton, this t-shirt offers superior comfort and features a casual fit. This t-shirt features The Dastardly Villain gear logo on the front and the Hat logo on the back. So, people will know you're dastardly even if you're coming or going.

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T-Shirt, Black - Dastardly Villain Logo

$27.50
Made with 100% cotton, this t-shirt offers superior comfort and features a casual fit. This t-shirt features The Dastardly Villain logo on the front and the Hat logo on the back. So, people will know you're dastardly even if you're coming or going.

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Tank Top, Black - Dastardly Villain Logo

$27.50
Everyday cotton Tank Top Show off your guns with this 100% cotton Tank Top that's perfect for the day at the gym, hanging outdoors or even shoveling coal into the steam engine furnace that powers your secret laboratory.

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T-Shirt, Brown - Dastardly Villain Gears

$27.50
Made with slim fitting 100% cotton, this t-shirt offers superior comfort and features a casual fit. This dark chocolate brown t-shirt features The Dastardly Villain Gears logo in stylish brass ink on the front. If you're a fan of steam punk, YOU NEED THIS SHIRT!

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T-Shirt Biz Cool Flash, Black - Dastardly Villain Logo

$57.50
This breathable, snag resistant custom performance t-shirt delivers a comfortable fit and an athletic design with colour block stripes and a rather dashing image of our villain founder. Its sleek aerodynamic fabric helps you escape faster from even the most persistent detectives from Scotland Yard.

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COOLER BAG ROYAL - DASTARDLY VILLAIN GEARS LOGO

$27.50
Cooler bag with front pocket. Holds six tall boy cans or you can be cheeky, like the owner, and fit 10! Be a Villain!

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COOLER BAG BLACK - DASTARDLY VILLAIN GEARS LOGO

$27.50
Cooler bag with front pocket. Holds six tall boy cans or you can be cheeky, like the owner, and fit 10! Be a Villain!

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BRUMATE HOPSULATOR TRÍO 3-IN-1 | DAISY (16OZ/12OZ CANS)

$35.00
Hate warm beer? We do too. The Hopsulator TRíO, the most versatile can-cooler in the world. It fits all your favorite 16oz craft cans, comes with a freezable adapter for 12oz cans, and with one quick switch turns into a 16oz pint glass.

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BRUMATE HOPSULATOR TRÍO 3-IN-1 | BABY BLUE & WHITE (16OZ/12OZ CANS)

$35.00
Hate warm beer? We do too. The Hopsulator TRíO, the most versatile can-cooler in the world. It fits all your favorite 16oz craft cans, comes with a freezable adapter for 12oz cans, and with one quick switch turns into a 16oz pint glass.

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BRUMATE HOPSULATOR TRÍO 3-IN-1 | HUNTER ORANGE (16OZ/12OZ CANS)

$35.00
Hate warm beer? We do too. The Hopsulator TRíO, the most versatile can-cooler in the world. It fits all your favorite 16oz craft cans, comes with a freezable adapter for 12oz cans, and with one quick switch turns into a 16oz pint glass.

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BRUMATE HOPSULATOR TRÍO 3-IN-1 | DARK AURA (16OZ/12OZ CANS)

$35.00
Hate warm beer? We do too. The Hopsulator TRíO, the most versatile can-cooler in the world. It fits all your favorite 16oz craft cans, comes with a freezable adapter for 12oz cans, and with one quick switch turns into a 16oz pint glass.

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BRUMATE HOPSULATOR TRÍO 3-IN-1 | RAINBOW TITANIUM (16OZ/12OZ CANS) (LIMITED EDITION)

$35.00
Hate warm beer? We do too. The Hopsulator TRíO, the most versatile can-cooler in the world. It fits all your favorite 16oz craft cans, comes with a freezable adapter for 12oz cans, and with one quick switch turns into a 16oz pint glass.

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DASTARDLY DIRIGIBLES Card Game

$23.99
Professor Phineas Edmund Hornswoggle, famed airship builder, is retiring and you are an engineer competing to inherit the Hornswoggle factory! Dastardly Dirigibles features tarot-sized cards that are played in a constant action format in which each time a part is added, ALL players MUST add the SAME part – which may replace an existing one. Build your airship from different parts of nine beautiful suits, while also using special cards to your advantage or to thwart your opponents. The round ends when the first airship is complete — but you score only the suit used most in your airship. The player with the highest score after three rounds wins!

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GUILLOTINE Card Game

$19.99
The French Revolution is famous in part for the use of the guillotine to put nobles to death, and this is the macabre subject of this light card game. As executioners pandering to the masses, the players are trying to behead the least popular nobles. Each day the nobles are lined up and players take turns killing the ones at the front of the line until all the nobles are gone. However, players are given cards which will manipulate the line order right before 'harvesting,' which is what makes the game interesting. After three days worth of chopping, the highest total carries the day.

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GET ME A FRESH BRAIN Card Game

$27.00
Congratulations! You've just completed your Evil Doctorate! Now you've moved back to the small eastern European town where you grew up to start your revenge and build your first Monster. You have to appear to be an upstanding member of society, so you have to hire some assistants to do your dirty work. Going and getting body parts, for example. The problem is that as you're just starting out and can't pay them very much, so your assistants aren't very reliable. Once you finally get them to bring a brain, a torso, a set of limbs, and some supplies back to your castle, you can pay off your assistants and assemble your Monster. Then you send the Monster to town to destroy the buildings that you have been using. If you can destroy enough of them, you will win the game. If there are too many Monsters and not enough buildings for that, however, the Monsters will fight to the death to determine who wins! This is a 2 - 6 player game, for ages 12 and up, taking 30-90 minutes to play depending on the number of players. It's an action-based game, where each player chooses one action for each of their three characters each turn.

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BOSS MONSTER Card Game

$27.99
Inspired by a love of classic video games, Boss Monster: The Dungeon Building Card Game pits 2-4 players in a competition to build the ultimate side-scrolling dungeon. Players compete to lure and destroy hapless adventurers, racing to outbid one another to see who can build the most enticing, treasure-filled dungeon. The goal of Boss Monster is to be the first Boss to amass ten Souls, which are gained when a Hero is lured and defeated — but a player can lose if his Boss takes five Wounds from Heroes who survive his dungeon. Playing Boss Monster requires you to juggle two competing priorities: the need to lure Heroes at a faster rate than your opponents, and the need to kill those Heroes before they reach your Boss. Players can build one room per turn, each with its own damage and treasure value. More attractive rooms tend to deal less damage, so a Boss who is too greedy can become inundated with deadly Heroes. Players interact with each other by building rooms and playing Spells. Because different Heroes seek different treasure types, and rooms are built simultaneously (played face down, then revealed), this means that every "build phase" is a bidding war. Spells are instant-speed effects that can give players advantages or disrupt opponents. As a standalone card game with 155 cards, Boss Monster contains everything that 2-4 players need to play.

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Death Ray

$9,999,999,999.99
Witness the fire power of our fully operational Death Ray!  Now you too can zap your arch nemesis from a safe and comfortable distance.  Harness the power of the ionosphere, which is sometimes referred to as "an invisible ball of energy surrounding Earth" by using our fully integrated 50-foot tesla coil.  Destroy anyone or anything approaching within 200 miles!  Our Diabolically clever device also provides a "wall of power" in order to "make any country or Nefarious secret laboratory, large or small, impregnable against armies, airplanes, and other means for attack".  Requires a power cell of approximately two million horsepower (or about all the energy of New York City).  *See optional upgrade integrated nuclear power accelerator.  Variable speed and density controller provides environmentally friendly and efficient results.  Many thousands of horsepower can thus be transmitted by a stream thinner than a hair, so that nothing can resist.  Our Dastardly Villain brand apparatus projects particles which may be relatively large or of microscopic dimensions, enabling you to convey to a small area at a great distance trillions of times more energy than is possible with other inferior brands of death rays of any kind.

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